And now, I continue poetry on the topic of my obvious terror of “Zelda” characters with various limericks. Along with a game. Drum roll please. Let’s play…Guess the Monster! Guess which creatures my limericks are describing! And don’t look at the tags, you cheaters! Continue reading Zelda Limericks
A series of four ReDead haiku. Enjoy. If you dare… Uwa-ha-hack cough!
Haiku #1
Wrinkled old zombies
They are really just Gibdos
Without the clothes on
Haiku #2
They may be dead, but
They know how to boogie when
They’re not eating you
Haiku #3
Eyes rotted away
Mouth never closed; quit screaming
You’ll wake the neighbors
Haiku #4
Or maybe they scream
‘Cause they’re more afraid of you
Bring fire, just in case
Time for a series of Slender haiku. Followed by a poem about the one thing even Slender Man can’t compete with…. Continue reading Dirge of Slender
