Dear Bayonetta,
I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry.
I’m sorry that I once doubted everything about you, from your magic wardrobe to your keen wit. I’m sorry I lacked faith in your strength, your charisma, and your ability to make a hack n’ slash game rise above, far above, that to which we are accustomed. Please accept my humblest of apologies as I would very much like to continue to bask in your glorious gameplay.
Sincerely yours,
Cary
P. S. Thank you also for the amazing soundtrack.
*****
